conversation

Asian: ni hao ma?
Caucasian: I'M NOT HOMO!

XD

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire."

lol.
wtf.

LOL.

even the seemingly most beautiful moves in the world...
when seen in slow motion, when looked at closely, when you really see it,
its just another imperfectness in disguise.

got guts.

but the sun was in my eyes

i have a friend.

and like half of the population of the 2008/2009 teenagers, she's obsessed with TWILIGHT.
now when i say ''obsessed'', i mean:
daily-hunting-for-twilight-clips-on-tube, searching-for-twilight-products-on-ebay, thank-god-still-sensible-enough-to-realise-that-the-products-are-wheeee-too-expensive-then-deciding-to-make-her-own, snarling-at-the-camera-and-revealing-her-unvampirish-canines-in-a-weak-attempt-to-look-like-a-vampire, desiring-to-buy-a-perfume-from-ebay-labelled-the-"Alice Perfume", planning-to-say-hi-cheerfully-to-the-new-students-then-hop-off-a-tree-branch-and-hug-the-student-because-this-is-how-alice-from-TWILIGHT-greeted-bella...-___-..thinking-of-cutting-off-her-oh-so-pretty-locks-so-that-she-can-look-like-alice.... and... the fanatical list goes on.


anyone wanna take a WILD guess who this friend of mine is? ;)

first one lucky gets a cookie~~ :D

:P



PS. when she read this, her first response was "I dont have canines. the dentist took it off for braces.."

LOL.