now this is what im talking about (:

"Last night me and my friends went to office depot because we were bored. After a while of just wandering around, we found the swivel the chairs. We started racing up and down the aisles and about five minutes into our intense race an employee started walking over towards us. We though he was going to yell at us but instead he said,” May I join in your fun”. Within the next 15 minutes we were having swivel chair races with 8 of the employees. I think i’m going to come here more often.
MLIA."

"Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing “santa clause is coming to town” but with some of the words changed. I didn’t realise what she was singing until I heard “he sees you when you’re sleeping. you knows when you’re awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped.” you have restored my faith in today’s youth, little girl.
MLIA"

"Today, I was called to the main office. They said I had a family emergency and that I was given permission to go home by my mother. When I got home, I called her right away to see what was going on. She told me she forgot to harvest her strawberries on Farmville and she wants me to harvest them before they die. I was too late. MLIA."
(this last one's just pathetic...:P )