if you could write out your thoughts, in point form, like

1.
2.
3.
4.
etc.

that would make things much easier for me.

because i'm having difficulty in understanding you. What is it that you want? Can you not see that i'm trying? I'm not even supposed to be the one who's trying. Or maybe girls just over-do it, over-think it, as always. But YOU'RE NOT RECIPROCATING! and you confuse me. You piss me off. And i piss you off. It's annoying, but its fun.
You dont give me what i want, which is something new to me. And it's frustrating, but it makes me want you more. wait a sec, is that your tactic?
but i dont want things to be so complicated. rawr. why cant this be simple & happy & simple. like how we planned it to be?

oh cos plans never work out the way you want it to.